funny joke

‎3 men: 1 american 1 german and 1 nigerian were discussin. d american said my country is blessed nd gifted wit technological advancement. Imagine; a child born wit no legs we attachd a mechanical legs 2 d child nd gues wat?! D child is now an olympic sprinter!!. The german said. we r similarly blessed; if not even better. A girl was born in Hamburg wit no arms; we attached mechanical arms and now she is d countrys heavyweight boxing champ. In d male category too. The Nigerian cleared his throat nd said all dos 1s r small small tins! in a small village in Bayelsa state, Nigeria; a baby was born wit no head. We attached coconut.. and guess wat?!! Now he's d president..